Confused Again: Let's get this straight. An email from this PR firm "should only be read by those persons to whom it is addressed." So if it wasn't addressed to me, how is it that I'm reading this disclaimer ...

"IMPORTANT NOTICE: BRW LeGrand monitors its incoming and outgoing electronic communications to protect clients' proprietary information and to ensure compliance with company policies. This document should only be read by those persons to whom it is addressed. If you have received this e-mail message in error, please destroy it and delete it from your computer. Any form of reproduction, dissemination, copying, disclosure, modification, distribution and/or publication of this E-mail message is strictly prohibited. BRW LeGrand also scans every file and/or attachment for viruses before transmission. However, it is the recipient's responsibility to protect his or her system from infection."

Stop the Presses: This concert promoter actually has a useful disclaimer on its weekly newsletter - written in plain English, no less ...

"Disclaimer - We at Higher Listening do our very best to read the minds of the bands, venues, and whoever else we can. Most the time we are pretty good at it and the shows listed here go off without a hitch, but every once in a while a fast one gets pulled on us and the shows get changed. If this happens please just chalk it to 'life' and see another great show. Thanks."